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Short Circuited Get an interrupt 5 times against Volt

Shake It Off Shake the Magician's bunny off

Make a bundle 20M Earn $20.000.000

Sell Out Own less than 50% of your own website

Small But Efficient Reach 1,000,000 users while still in the smallest office building

Biggy Shot Secure a retirement fund of more than $45,000,000

Mister Biggy Biggy Shot Secure a retirement fund of more than $200,000,000

Warrior Settlement Achieve a population of 50 in the Ancient Warriors scenario

Siege Progress Unlock the Bronze Age in the Ancient Warriors scenario

Paleolithic Overpopulation Get 100 people in your settlement in the Paleolithic era

Stone Prestige Reach 900 prestige in the Stone Age

Ink Cleaner Wipe a gallon of Octopunch's ink off

Champion... Champ? Defeat all Champion Circuit fighters

Never Tired Get 10,000 points on stamina mode Reflex Alley

Reflex Perfection Complete hard mode Reflex Alley without making more than 5 mistakes

Wipe Yourself Off Throw Showtime's money back at him when he's down

King of the Junk Unlock all trophies.

Make a bundle 50M Earn $50.000.000

Addicted Play for over 1000 in-game days

The Sun Is The Future Invest 100% of space-based solar power

Dangerous Future Complete 100% investment in Fusion Power Plant

Siege Overcome Unlock the Steelmaking tech in the Ancient Warriors scenario

Express Evolution Research all techs in the tech tree in less than 6 hours of gameplay

No Ink for You! Defeat Octopunch without getting inked

These Hands Don't Stop Get 1,500 points on stamina mode Focus Mitts

The Wave Complete 100% investment in Tidal Power Plant

Platinum Trophy Acquired all other trophies

Completion Complete all 30 milestones

Ultimate Completion Complete all 30 milestones in hardcore mode

Pristine Gloves Defeat Iron Maiden without ripping your gloves

Hard Headed Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times

The Cake Is a Lie Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal

Ready for Your Training Montage Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes

The Overclocker Produce 1 million CUs with all servers at 200%

Elite Champ Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 5,000,000 on the Elite Circuit

Just a Dollar Ask someone for money

Big Beggar Receive $10 from a person

Street Charity Give $10 to a homeless person

The Zuck Become #1 Social Media website

Support Resolve 1000 support tickets

The Researcher Research everything

The Collector Reach an inventory of more than 100,000 of the same component/module

Fast Support Reach an average response time lower than 2 hours with more than 500 tickets

Mister WorldWide Secure a retirement fund of more than $3,500,000,000

Heavy Ultra Combo! Get a 100 hit combo in hard mode Heavy Bag

Keeping the Bag Fault Free Complete hard mode Heavy Bag without making more than 5 mistakes

Heavy Endurance Get 8000 points in stamina mode Heavy Bag

Flying High Now Get 275 points on hard mode Speed Bag

Roll Beginner Sell 10 Green Leaf Rolls
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Busted Get arrested by the police