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Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Eggs Over Hard Push the Flut Flut Egg Off the Cliff

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Put this apple on your head Throw a spear six nodes or farther

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Déjà-vu Slay the same creature four times in a row

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Master builder Stack three Pillars

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Game-Set-Match Complete all objectives in the first chapter.

Immortal no more Unearth the Shard of Life

Back to reality Return from the Mirror of Spirits

The Long Walk Play for at least 1,000 turns.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Curator Complete all Relics

Preservation Society Break all Vases

A true adventurer Collect all trophies

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Time Waster Play for at least 100 turns in a single level.

Creepy Crawler Kill an enemy by emerging from a Secret Passage.