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Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging