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Lloyd and Goliath Slay a giant monster with a pebble

A Duel of Archers Win a 1 on 1 battle against the hero, while both wielding bows

Brute Force Alone Defeat Kourok without hitting any bombs into him

Stone Awoken Pass the Gargoyle challenge

Burrowing Terror Pass the Spikewurm challenge

The Tentacle Severed Defeat Kourok, playing against 3 hard bots

Goliath and Goliath Slay a giant monster with a boulder

S'hrim Denied Taunt S'hrim and win against 3 hard bots

Gholoth Shunned Taunt Gholoth and win against 3 hard bots

The Beast Beheaded Defeat Ghidraak, playing against 3 hard bots

Be nice. Be NICE.

Unstoppable Force Get a kill streak of 12 against 3 hard bots

The Demontamer Pass all the vault challenges

Glub Blasphemed Taunt Glub and win against 3 hard bots

Qaahl Forgotten Taunt Qaahl and win against 3 hard bots

Gor Disavowed Taunt Gor and win against 3 hard bots

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Adequately Equipped Discover all weapons in the vault

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

Platinum Obtain all trophies

The Renowned Antiquarian Discover all entries in the vault

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.