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Ultimate Weapon Destroyed 1000 starfighters in Dogfight matches.

Hard and fast Beat all of the bonus levels in under 45 minutes in one go

Will No One Face Me? Complete all of the Danger Ball Quickplay challenges

Regicide Kill an alien ruler the first time you encounter it

Run, Bambi! Experience a forest fire

Invincible City Have ten disasters hit the same city

A Little Help From My Friends Start a Story with a four player band.

Virtuoso Beat the Impossible Vocal Challenge

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Mighty Millionaire Score 1,000,000 points in total.

Student becomes Teacher Create a school

Getting serious Reach Game Mode Level 100

Squirrel Scavengers Find all 3 squirrels on Riders of the Rustlands

My Aim Is True Get a score of 5000 or better in Disc Golf Challenge Mode.

All Done Unlock all trophies.

Children of Sissna Defeat Sissna in the Children of Sissna mode.

In such haste... Complete the game within 99 Weeks

Sparkling Collect all trophies

Perfectrist Clear 18 Lines or more in a single Zone visit.

High Roller Earn at least 500,000 points in your total score. Nigel would be proud.

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Victory, such as it is... Complete the game on Darkest

Matter Over Mind Defeat an Avatar with a SPARK unit

Is it madness? You've unlocked the incident in the bunker

Marquee Star Unlock all skills and combos for circus classes

Carnival Culinarian Cook each of the five Horloge recipes at least once

Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

One-Hit Wonder Beat Challenge mode.

You're a Machine! You humiliated a machine in record time. Well done.

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Mighty Amazing Complete every AMAZING! technical bonus.

Danger Baller Complete all of the Danger Ball challenges

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Strict Mode Complete the game with default difficulty options

Hidden Secretions You found a new way out. Aunt Emily would be proud.

U Got REKT! You should have listened. :)

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Outdrew Outlaw Defeated an Outlaw in 1 vs 1 Ranked Deathmatch

Fully Decorated Earned all Story Medals on any difficulty.

The end of all things You've unlocked the real ending

Stage Igniters Beat the Impossible Band Challenge

World Explorer Fully explore 1,500 zones in successful missions

Now I Am The Master Use all ruler armor abilities in a single mission

Still My Guitar Gently Weeps Hit 100% of the notes in either of the solos in While My Guitar Gently Weeps on Expert Guitar.