Axespray2009

Accounts Cleared Finished Maxim Zelnick’s boss mission

A decider of destiny Complete all side quests.

Take everything from summer Participate in every activity.

Cooking with Gas Escape the nebula on HARD.

Cor Blimey! Escape the nebula on HARD BASTARD.

Coffin Dodger Escape the nebula on NORMAL or HARD with no deaths.

Squaddie Escape the nebula on NORMAL with the ONLY FIREARMS restriction.

Monkey-On-Monkey Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov

Off the Hook Escape the nebula on HARD BASTARD with no deaths.

Penny Pincher Escape the nebula on NORMAL without building any non progress upgrades.

Ninja pwn Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode

The Blood Flows Heal 130,000 Health
10101/130000

Filled the Void! Complete all Trophies

Mahatma Escape the nebula on NORMAL with the UNARMED restriction.

Guy Fawkes Escape the nebula on NORMAL with the ONLY INDIRECT restriction.

Clever Dick Escape the nebula on NORMAL with the ONLY DEVICES restriction.

Superior Commander Complete all 13 main path challenge missions under par time

King of PAIN Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid

King Of The World Complete all 50 challenge missions under par time

Getting Your Sea Legs Get all Ready Or Not Dark Waters DLC trophies
4/9

The Heat is On Complete ‘All Gods Burn’ without Armor or a Shield equipped and without using grenades, on ‘Hard’ difficulty

Pride of the Nation Earn all trophies.

Grounded Resist 250,000 Magical Damage
2896/250000

Normal is an Anomaly Obtain all trophies.

Targeted Manipulation Detonate the explosives in ‘A New America’ yourself. You are a part of ‘A New America’. Bring it all down, just as you were told.

On the Edge of Infinity Deal 1,000,000 Physical Damage
18084/1000000

Stop it already. Beat all of Razmi's platform challenges.

Not New Anymore Play 100 games in a PvP game mode
3/100

Part of the Routine Gain 50 Account Levels
5/50

I'm running out of ideas here. Beat all of Razmi's battle challenges.

Okay, fine, you did it. Beat all of Razmi's challenges and made her sad but also a bit happy.

You’re a Wizard! Deal 1,000,000 Magical Damage
950/1000000

The One Trick Reach Affinity Level 10 on 1 Hero
0/1

Why Stop Now? Gain 100 Account Levels
5/100

Blue Ocean Make 20K in a week from Dance Clubs alone

My Eyes, It Burns! During any Boiling Point mission, while you are actively taking damage from toxic gas, incapacitate three different active Suspects within 5 seconds of one another on ‘Standard’ or higher.

Robin Kray, No. 1 Win as Robin Kray

Are we gangster or are we dancer? Kill Robin Kray

Ahead of Time Convince the policeman to leave your dance clubs alone

The Luckiest Dog in Chicago Risk Your Life for Your Dog

Wounded snake hunter Get injured while hunting a snake

A Decent Pool Reach Affinity Level 10 on 5 Heroes
0/5

Programmed Psychosis Complete ‘A New America’, alone in a multiplayer lobby, on ‘Hard’ difficulty

Deep as an Ocean Reach Affinity Level 10 on 10 Heroes
0/10