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De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Buzzed Collect 49 Scout Flies

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Stocked Collect 150 Items