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Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Moronic Drone Get a job

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Badges Collect all badges.