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"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

You Better Start Running Escape from the Baker family home.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

A New Master Brand a Captain while in combat.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Undercover Infiltrate Castle Wolfenstein

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Lord and Master Brand all 5 Warchiefs.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Playing it Safe Complete the game on Easy.

Into the Depths Escape from the ship.

The Tower Crumbles Kill The Tower.

Trusty Steed Reach max bonding level with a horse.

The Hand is Severed Kill The Black Hand.

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

Bearer of the Shining Lamp Collect 100% of the Ithildin.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Iron of Death Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Bar Brawl Melee kill an enemy using a bottle

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Online Shopping Make your first purchase on ThiefNet.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

Too Many Secrets Completed Episode 7.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

Power Vacuum Kill all 5 Warchiefs before any uruk take their place.

Frequent Flyer Landed 10 gravity kicks without landing or taking damage.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

Be Kind, Please Rewind Watch all the videotapes in a single playthrough.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

BOOKWORM Find every single magazine in the game

Less is More Take down two or more enemies with one shot.

I'LL BE BACK Connor died and returned at every opportunity before reaching the end

Shadows of the Ancient Past Collect 100% of the Artifacts and listen to their memories.

A Graug's Heel Capitalize on a Warchief's Fear.

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.