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You Better Start Running Escape from the Baker family home.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

The Tower Crumbles Kill The Tower.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

The Hand is Severed Kill The Black Hand.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Bearer of the Shining Lamp Collect 100% of the Ithildin.

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

Into the Depths Escape from the ship.

Playing it Safe Complete the game on Easy.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Iron of Death Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Undercover Infiltrate Castle Wolfenstein

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Too Many Secrets Completed Episode 7.

Bar Brawl Melee kill an enemy using a bottle

Power Vacuum Kill all 5 Warchiefs before any uruk take their place.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Frequent Flyer Landed 10 gravity kicks without landing or taking damage.

Trusty Steed Reach max bonding level with a horse.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Be Kind, Please Rewind Watch all the videotapes in a single playthrough.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Shadows of the Ancient Past Collect 100% of the Artifacts and listen to their memories.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

BOOKWORM Find every single magazine in the game

Less is More Take down two or more enemies with one shot.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

Online Shopping Make your first purchase on ThiefNet.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

A Graug's Heel Capitalize on a Warchief's Fear.

I'LL BE BACK Connor died and returned at every opportunity before reaching the end

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

Black Celebration Poison a Captain at his own Feast.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

The Maker's Bow Complete all Azkâr Legend Missions.