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Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie