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Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.