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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Badges Collect all badges.

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush