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Three's a Crowd Survive your first Clotter encounter

Omega Level Accomplishment Earn all Trophies

Don't you just hate escort missions? Successfully complete an escort objective where all 4 NPCs survive.

Nowhere to Go but Up Complete 50 arena quests.

Popped! Earn 200 vanquishes as a Kernel Corn

Tank truck insignia 'Tiltin East' Tank trucks can drive on all of Tiltin East's bridges.

Only Good Guys Win Medals Get all medals in Episode One.

Fudge Them Up! Defeat 50 enemies with physical attacks in the main campaign.

Identity Revealed Completed "Behind the Mask" with an S Rank.

TBoGT: Maestro Finish the Ballad. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

On-The-Job Training STU: Unlock all newly-added Spirit Skills.

You're a Bridge Constructor Collect all trophies to unlock the platinum trophy. Let's get building!

Doubles Master Win a Doubles match.

Bugged Sport Play a round of Single Player Bug Combat.

Lords and Judges Unlock all Trophies

Take the Stage Defeat your opponent and achieve victory in 3 stages.

Platinum Trophy Win all other trophies to take your place as the world's greatest sniper

Cold Potato Complete the Gameshow without the bomb exploding

Endangered Species You collected every hidden package in the game.

Locally Sourced Have 6 merchants in your camp at once.

Zombie See Zombie Do Get a score of 25 or higher in the Dance Hall of Obedience

Overgrowth Dish out 1,000 overhealth as a Sunflower

Can't Touch This Win a race without hitting anything

So Close You'll do better next time.

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

Truest Grit Complete "The Genuine Article" quest in Mount Steep

Best Served Cold You killed Luka and avenged Abby.

Surfboard Master Stand on a plank floating on a single airflow for four seconds

Flock of Seagulls Shooed all Seagulls

Bottled Collected all bottles

Kill or Be Killed Win while in the dying state.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Eyes on the Prize Redeem 100,000 tickets at the Nuka-Cade

All in the Family You aided Otar when he sought help with a family matter.

Top That, Tisha! Get five headshots with the Crossbow in quick succession.

All Done You have collected all of the other trophies.

And Stay Gone! Defeat three Queens in Breezy Valley.

Daxter to the Rescue Chase down a Prison Zoomer.

Mars Needs Information Complete "The Island Suburbia."

French War Hero Spend 30 minutes in-game as French Republic Medic

You Can Never Have Enough Collect 250 Precursor Orbs.

Ruthless Efficiency Fully upgrade a weapon of your choice.

Bug Infested Boat Enter the Tanker level.

Podcast Subscriber Complete "Treasure Hunt" quest in Mount Steep

Mountain Climber Complete the "King of the Mountain" mission.

Abandon Ship You fled Talos I aboard Alex's escape pod before completing your mission.

Brain Trust You helped Igwe, January, and Mikhaila meet in your office.

Pyromaniacal Obtain the Flame Thrower upgrade from Taryn.

Data Analyst Analyze your performance using the Data Logger.

Next time we meet, I'll probably have to salute you Achieve the rank of Captain (Rank 13).