Arsentio

Disorderly Conduct Defeat 25 Nurses with the Steel Pipe

Davy Jones' Locker Swim to the lowest point on the map

Sleight of Hand Acquire the "Sleight of Hand" badge.

Trigger Happy Acquire the "Trigger Happy" badge.

New Recruit Unlock your first hero

"Any plans tonight?" Kissed on a Car

Gnomed Become downed from your own gnome.

Power of Two Maximised Jaime and Chris' relationship.

Toastmaster Acquire the "Toastmaster" badge.

JUMP! Cannon King Used JUMP! Cannon Over 50 Times

Overdesign IV Kick a berserk enemy caught in smoke off a ship

10 Days Without Incident Complete 10 crises with full evacuation.
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Zero Waste Restore a map from map pieces

Easy Money Jaime accepted the bribe from Sam.

Jaxxed Have 50 or more Strength during combat.

Backfire Kill an enemy with a Tezutsu that you dropped after being hit by that enemy (Claws of Awaji)

Buffing... Please Wait Grant your team a Perk 10 times

Powerful Have 10 or more buffs during combat.

Can't Touch This Acquire the "Can't Touch This" badge.

Captivated Capture 50 Tactical Objectives

They Call Me... You've created a Title for your online matches.

Stay on target! Boost 5 times in a row without crashing in Death Speeder.

Genius Destroyer Defeat Monsoon without taking any damage on Hard difficulty or above.

The Most Dangerous Game Play in a multiplayer match

Sawbones Acquire the "Sawbones" badge.

Isaac's Heart Kill Isaac with The Lost

Slice of Life Kill 5 enemies with one single Wind Slash strike (Claws of Awaji)

Meet New People. Then Kill Them. Win a multiplayer match.

"I’m the guy behind the desk." Hid the Truth

Stay Tuned Are you taking notes?

Breathe In Acquire the "Breathe In" badge.

Crowd Control Acquire the "Crowd Control" badge.

The Windy City Just don't open it indoors

The Mind Kill Satan with The Lost

Get A Life Spend 1440 active minutes in Create mode.

Decibel Domination Use the BOOMbox to taunt ten enemies at once.

Hypochondriac Acquire the "Hypochondriac" badge.

Aced Story Mode Ace the main path of the Story.

All Hands On Deck Recruit all Officers

Birdbrained Always ruffling feathers

Instigator Complete Riot Mode for the first time

Home Improvement Purchase First Rig Upgrade.

The Politics of Silencing Foes Defeat Sen. Armstrong without taking any damage on Hard difficulty or above.

Bullseye You gotta aim high
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Percussive Maintenance Use the Wrench to repair 100 machines.
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Can't Keep Me Down Kill ten enemies with your feet off the ground within a single crisis.

Purity Have 3 or fewer cards in hand, draw, and discard pile combined.

Dish It Out Brought the Com-Dish Online.

Ship This Fully upgrade the Jackdaw

"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!" Chose the Path of Vengeance