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Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Dizzy Decimator Defeat 30 enemies with the sword spin attack.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

Leader of the Pack Take down the Vârcolac Alfa in the story.

Old School Sneaky Attempt to perform any original game cheat code.

Antagonist Eradicate the Queen Ant and her minions.

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

Doll Collector View all character and weapon models.

Art Collector View all concept art.

Not So Armless Defeat Stained Glass Demon with just your arm.

When You Gotta Go... Open the door to every outhouse in the village in a single playthrough.

Squawk Shot Shoot down five flying crows in the story.

Witches’ Familiar Collect the Witch Talisman and complete both witch quests.

Rock Wrangler Avoid all the rolling rocks on Cemetery Hill.

Hooligan Break every breakable window in Castle Dimitrescu in a single playthrough.

Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Whack-a-wyrm Defeat the dragon in the Crystal Caves.

Arsonist Set 50 enemies on fire.

Master Dan-At-Arms Collect every weapon.

Bone Head Bone Dead Defeat the Ghost Ship Captain aboard the Ghost Ship.

It’s Not Their Fault They’re Mad Don't harm the Mad Family.

Stop Hitting Yourself Get hit by a falling crystal during Dragon battle in Crystal Caves.

If It Slithers, I Slays Kill the Serpent of Gallowmere.

Not So Scary Now, Eh? Defeat Lord Kardok and his skeletal steed.

Quest Complete-est Complete all levels in the game.

Zip Zap Imp Splat Fry a dozen Imps with Lightning.

King of Cups Collect all the chalice rewards.

Morten Would Be Proud Collect all entries of the Book of Gallowmere.

Healthiest Man Alive - Er Dead Collect every Life Bottle.

Almost A Hero Give the Knights of Gallowmere everything you have.

The Answer Is Chicken Throw 42 chicken legs.

Sir Moneybags Collect 10,000 gold coins.

Deathly Smorgasbord Die 7 different ways.