Archandrian

Anointed Ointment You collected the sacred oil in Sandspring Cavern.

All Ye Who Enter Here You performed the ritual and gained access to the Agallan Vault.

Stalwart Complete Fort 17 without vital worm taking damage

Well-Read Read every book.

Soak-Crates Collect the vital crate on Fort 18 before sudden death kicks in

Call off the Strike Complete Fort 14 without using the Airstrike

Head Hunter Complete Fort mission 20

Gone Bananas Complete Fort 16 by using the Banana Bomb

Modernist Complete Retro 1-5

Trial Athlete I shall assimilate all and be all-powerful! Clear all Trial Mode challenges, and so can you!

The Path Not Taken You respecced your character.

Bridge Burner Collect the vital crate on Fort 13 without using the Bridge Kit

Iconoclast Oh my gosh, those Icons are so adorable! Don-chan and I gotta catch 'em all!

Bullet Dodger Awarded by completing Time Attack 7 by setting the fastest time and without taking Sentry Gun fire damage

Entitled A Title does not tell all of a man, sir, but if I were to see one Title, I'd want them all...

Evil Dragon Godesses Not Welcome Defeat Tiamat

So Last Year Complete Retro 6-10

Dream Team Complete Fort 19 without losing a worm

An Apple a Day... Complete Retro 8 without picking up a Health Crate

Swift Exit Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the A-to-B (exit point) Time Attacks

Ain't No Lap Dog Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the lap-based Time Attacks

The Cratest Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the Crate Collect Time Attacks

Can't Be Rocked Complete Retro 5 without taking damage

Golden Monocle Purchase all 3 pieces of "Cold as Eyes" gear
0/3

We Don't Need Roads Complete Retro 13 without using the Bridge Kit

Twinkle Toes Awarded by completing Time Attack 13 by setting the fastest time and without taking Mine damage

Leave No Worm Behind Complete Retro 12 with all 3 player worms alive

Stuck in the 90s Complete Retro 11-15

Me Sane Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 9 in under 50 Seconds

Worminator Complete Retro 9 and kill all the enemy worms

Child's Play Complete Retro 14 without the Toy Master taking damage

Perfection Reach the summit.

It's only 3,520,485,254 XP Reach Level 99
55/99

Down-to-Earth Awarded by completing Time Attack 17 by setting the fastest time and without taking Fall damage 

Retrograde! Complete Retro 16-20

Crate Fishing Collect all the crates on Retro 15

Trophy Collector Attain all Trophies! The path of the warrior demands this from those who walk on it!

I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move Reach Level 99 with a Hardcore Character
0/99

Shedding Skin Purchase one upgrade for any "Tipping the Scales" gear

Diablo II Platinum Trophy Complete all other Diablo 2 trophies

Lightning Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 6 in under 70 Seconds

Adept Angler Collect all the fish in one region.
0/100

Nut 'n' Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 4 in under 20 seconds

Relic Discovery Clear "Coliseum"

Poke in the Eye Kill 250 Cyclopes
0/250

Tormented Slaughter Kill 1000 Elites in Torment XII.
0/100

Scale Necklace Kill 250 Tuatara
0/250

Savior of Port Nyanzaru Achieve Gold in the Merchant Prince's Folly Skirmish.

Fangbreaker Island Complete the dungeon, 'Fangbreaker Island'

Heart of Guardianship Clear "Shiny Vault"