Arc_Strife

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

Unholy Sacrament Complete the Final Verse (Quantum).

Tour de Fork Complete the Forked Tower: Magic (Extreme) for the first time.

Suzuper Complete "All Zones Mode" with solo Suzu

Pandaemonium Complete "All Zones Mode" in under 10 minutes with solo Suzu (12 minutes when playing with AMPLIFIED content)

Pure skill Complete level 1-33 without dying

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

High Spirits Never fly a bird while drunk, unless you're in a dream.

Final Encore Complete all missions on Lethal Intensity

One Thousand and One Fights Complete Another Merchant's Tale.

Friend to the Fierce Achieve rank 25 or higher with 10 beasts.
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Very Polyamorous Complete an "All chars (including DLC)" run

Enchantée, Chaunter Complete "All Zones Mode" with solo Chaunter

NecroMaster!! Unlock all trophies

Lowest of the Low "All Chars" low%. Complete an "All Chars" run without picking up any items or using any shrines. (Picking up gold is permitted.)

Hearts in Tune Reach Level 5 Bond with a friend

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

Serioso Defeat 100,000 Discordians

DJMAX will Return Equipped "METRO PROJECT" plate.

Platinum You unlocked every trophy in the game

Multiplatinum Complete all missions with a Platinum ranking on Lethal Intensity

Be nice. Be NICE.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Aniimazing Collect all trophies

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

Long march Complete all the game in Pure mode

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Ultra Survival Complete all game in Survival mode

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.