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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold