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Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

Holder of History Unlock all lore.

Bankety Bank Complete and Win a Stockpile event in Arcade mode.
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Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

Sounds of the Battlefield Obtained all iPod® tracks (excluding tracks obtained via password).

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

Retro Runner Clear Zoradius

Save the last humans Lifetime total of 1,000 humans saved in Survival mode

Frame Collector Unlock all the frames

The Legendary Hero Obtained all trophies.

Perfectionist Earn ALL N.Sanely Perfect Relics

Summer is Fleeting Listen to everything that John Frost has to say throughout the Main Campaign.

The Good Rescuer Earn a Ranking of SS at Vascilia Battle

The Great Rescuer Earn a Ranking of SS at Aumaan Crevasse

Beyond the Veil Find a soldier with the Gift.

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

nEXt Mission Find all 20 Ex-Missions

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

The Last AllStar Complete and Win a Gridfall event in Arcade mode.
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The King's Speech Listen to the King's entire speech in the Main Campaign.

Desperately Seeking Dingo Collect all trophies

It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

Great power... Unlock all skills

Apostles Have 12 Disciples.

Hoarder Unlock everything in the Archives

Don't leave me! Destroy 10 consecutive Sentinels before they escape in Survival mode

Gone Spelunking Retrieve all 55 Audio Logs and 25 UrbEx Diaries the Underground.

All the trophies Unlock all trophies

Serious Damage! Inflict over 5,000,000 total damage.

Bring Your Orcs to Work Day Win the Khan fight in the Main Campaign after activating the orc warriors.

50 down, I don't know how many to go Complete 50 feats

Hoarder Collect over 2000 materials.

The Beast Below Reach Underground Rank 40.

NAVDML Complete Mefitis on Veteran difficulty with a custom ship, with every ability set to zero

OVER-Overachiever Watch the 106% bonus ending

And Hell's Coming With Me Successfully assault an Overseer UFO.

Aesthetics of the Lamb Upgrade the Temple.

Return of the Founder King Earned the top ranking in EPISODE ARDYN.

Respect Your Elders Find and talk to all Veterans of the Wizard Wars in the Main Campaign.

Live to die another day Survive to see the dawn of the 5th day in Survival mode

Final Upgrade! You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

Death Comes For Ye Die in every level in Escape Plan

Faster Than Sound Earn ALL of the platinum Time Trial Relics

Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

All Employees Must Wash Hands... In a single game, complete every Autopsy.

Master Marsupial Get EVERY trophy

Metahuman Perform every special move of every character