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Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Strutting His Stuff Equip Chicharrón with the Motherclucker Outfit

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Legendary Talismans Acquired all legendary talismans

Trigger Discipline Do not injure any civilians in 'Piccadilly'.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

Legendary Armaments Acquired all legendary armaments

Elden Lord Achieved the "Elden Lord" ending

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Legendary Ashen Remains Acquired all legendary ashen remains

Legendary Sorceries and Incantations Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Tea Time Complete the single player Campaign on any difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You've got potential, squire! Faced off against the Master of the Uproar on the Soaring Summit.

Knowing the Basics Win a game of Supply Raid and Survivors in find match

Populace Build your clan to 40 people in Factions

Love from Above Destroy 4 trucks with 4 drone strikes before they reach the end of their path in 'The Embassy'.

Ring the Bell (Undead Church) Ring Bell of Awakening at Undead Church.

Outdated Tech Take out a soldier by sabotaging an alarm

Lord of Frenzied Flame Achieved the "Lord of Frenzied Flame" ending

Fry Cry Purchase 15 Meals

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Seahorse Swim a total of 3km with the horse

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Avanti Savoia! Complete Avanti Savoia!

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Slip Sliding Away Slide 200m at once

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Finders Keepers! Return 3 FND Resource vehicles in mint condition

Bounder Defeat 30 of Vex's minions by bouncing on them.
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Water Tower Complete a match on Water Tower with at least 5 downs or executions

Elden Ring Obtained all trophies

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Alduin's Wall Complete "Alduin's Wall"

The Comfort of Strangers Recruit the Templar, Scoundrel, and Enchantress.

Toxic Influence Have poisoned soldiers kill 5 other enemies

Driver's Ed Shoot the driver of the suicide truck.

Nothing but Net Neutralize the 'Fog of War' machine gun with a frag grenade.

Twinkle Twinkle Release a firefly in your settlement

Wanted Escape from jail

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.

Reconnaissance Use BD-1 to investigate a target in the distance