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Have you tried turning it off and on again? Complete Terminal Error on any difficulty.

Great Owl Find all the Night Hunters' secret stashes in the SAM'S STORY chapter.

Kerouac Has Nothing on You! Take down all of the barriers
blocking the main road.

Rookie of the Year Earn a B Rank in the Trial of Initiation

Salute Me Achieve the rank of Lieutenant.

Sub Zero Complete the "Arctic Recon" Special Ops mission on Veteran difficulty.

Herr Today, Gone Tomorrow Wolf Mountain - Complete the mission.

Sleuth Unlock all intel (videos and audio files)

Macho Deal 5000 damage in one shot.

An Exceptional Accomplishment Complete Story Mode at Realistic difficulty.

Beware the Words of the Mad... See all of the endings of
Pandemonium of the Oboro Blade.

Vendetta Destroyed the career of Guard Captain Eams. ("Leliana's Song" downloadable content)

Handyman Open and buy all perks in game

Never Speak of This Again Finish Extermination

13-Star General Obtain all Bronze, Silver, and Gold trophies in Unit 13™.

Pack Addict! Upgrade 5 weapons at the Pack A Punch Machine. (Map Pack 3 only)

Feeding Time Feed the Narwhal.

Brawl Master Win 20 Brawl PvP matches.

Kali Ma Complete Abaddon Asylum on any difficulty.

Moocifer Create a Cow Demon

But I Only Have Two Hands! Equip Descent into Misery, The
Threads of Fate, and Oboro
Muramasa.

Mutt And Jeff Asked a companion to be the Bad Inspector.

Buddy Save Lord Capon from the Cumans.

Icebreaker Equip the Icebreaker.

Hoarder Have a total of at least 150,000 points in Echoes Mode's total high score

Gong like the Wind In IX, defeat all 8 challengers summoned by a gong within 5 minutes

Discriminating Buyer Use exactly one of each care package in the "Special Delivery" Special Ops mission.

High Score Score 800,000 points in one game -- with Game Settings set to Hardcore.

Stowaway In Voyage of Despair, spend 5 consecutive rounds in the Cargo Hold

Total protonic reversal Complete Return to Hell on any difficulty.

I Got This In The Darkest Shore, survive the initial beach rush without using any machine gun turrets.

Insanity II Complete two games in Mass Effect Legendary Edition on Insanity without changing difficulty

Escape Artist Successfully extract 25 times in Hazard Zone

Iron Mode Complete the game in Iron Mode.

Under The Ice Finish the main quest in The Pale Reach.

You know you're REALLY Insane, right? Complete the entire main campaign on Authentic Plus difficulty

Lights Out Complete the "Light 'Em Up" Special Ops mission on Veteran difficulty.

West Side for Life In Blood of the Dead, reach Round 20 without leaving the West Side of the island

What to wear? Own 10 costumes.

Heroes of the Resistance Beat a Retaliation mission with 3 or less civilian deaths

Keyed Up Defeat the Teleporter boss under 15 seconds.

Deja Vu? Loop back to the first stage.

None more hard Complete the Campaign on Nightmare difficulty.

Burgertown Escort Service Rescue 1 survivor in Infection.

Gotta Catch'em All Collect all secrets.

Acquire Waffle Weapons! Obtain the Ray Gun, DG-2, and the Monkey Bomb at the same time in a game. (Map Pack 3 only)

You're On Fire! Get 5 Kill Streaks of 5 kills in Elimination or Skirmish in PvP.

Family Reunion Achieved a compromise between Olivia and Minnie.

Special P.E.T. Benefits Acquired Special Delivery, P.E.T., and Employee Benefits.

Deliver This Complete the "Special Delivery" Special Ops mission on Veteran difficulty.