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Til Vorg Riders For those who have joined the liberation army of wood. (Victory vs. Set 1 theme deck, Wood Swarm)

Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

Biolith Castle Gatekeeper For proving oneself to the Bioliths. (Victory vs. Set 1 theme deck, Biolith Scourge)

Yaksha Ninja For victory over the federation army. (Victory vs. Set 1 theme deck, Arbiter)

Gettin’ Hoff Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

Best of 1990's ESPN Grand Slam® Classics - Beat all 90's Matches

Best of 1980's ESPN Grand Slam® Classics - Beat all 80's Matches

Trill Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Best of All Time ESPN Grand Slam® Classics - Beat all All-Time Matches

Gluteus Maximus Defeat all Gladiate arenas

Mourning Reverend Father For fending the trespassers off with your bare hands. (Completion of Set 1 Challenge 1)

All Star Earn all of the stars in single-player

Snickers You're Not You When You're Losing Comeback and win when trailing by 17+ points at halftime. (No SuperSim or Co-Op)

Okunadan Father For the inspiration required to end a battle swiftly. (Completion of Set 1 Challenge 2)

Bone Smoker Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times

History Buff ESPN Grand Slam® Classics - Beat all Fantasy Matches

Black Goat Prison Guard For capturing the unscrupulous followers of the flame. (Victory vs. Set 2 theme deck, Fire King's Rage)

Sore Spotting Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow

Forest Chief For ambushing the enemy with relentless forces. (Completion of Set 1 Challenge 4)

Venoan Mercenary For passing the initiation of the water clan. (Victory vs. Set 2 theme deck, Water Conquest)

Theraclave Gatekeeper For being admitted into the army of flame. (Victory vs. Set 3 theme deck, Fire Havoc)

Undead Battalion For suppression of the earthen dead. (Victory vs. Set 2 theme deck, Earth Atonement)

Green Bandits For being admitted into the band of wood thieves. (Victory vs. Set 2 theme deck, Wood Unleashed)

Biolith Castle Archive Curator For reaching complete and true understanding of the Bioliths. (Victory vs. Set 2 theme deck, Biolith Godmaker)

Butter Mousetrap Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground

Tritonan Palace Guard For being admitted into the army of water. (Victory vs. Set 3 theme deck, Water of Death)

Blade Guild at Visvar Vaas For being admitted into the circle of earthen knights. (Victory vs. Set 3 theme deck, Earth Desolation)

Beat Federer at Australian Open Career - Defeat Roger Federer at the Australian Open

Snow Ride Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village

Parmetic Inquisitor For meting punishment to the Parmetic heretics. (Victory vs. Set 2 theme deck, Parmetic Wrath)

Beat Borg at the French Open Career - Defeat Bjorn Borg at the French Open

Alchemist's Lab Worker For being recommended to the wood research facility. (Victory vs. Set 3 theme deck, Wood Mayhem)

Ninja Patriarch For inspiring steadfast unity in battle. (Completion of Set 1 Challenge 6)

Santa's Package Bomb Granny with a Throw Present

Biolith Godmaker For those who might become a Biolith godmaker. (Victory vs. Set 3 theme deck, Biolith Revenge)

Sacred Darkness Academy Attendee For gaining entrance to the academy. (Victory vs. Set 3 theme deck, Eye of Judgment)

Tub Girl Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village

Black Goat Prison Warden For suppressing the riots with an iron will. (Completion of Set 2 Challenge 1)

Beat McEnroe at US Open Career - Defeat John McEnroe in the US Open

Chief of Dhees' Army of 1000 For pushing your foes back with a deific physical prowess. (Completion of Set 3 Challenge 1)

Liberator of East Reach For conquering every outpost of your enemy. (Completion of Set 1 Challenge 3)

Ran the Gauntlet Defeat the Level 25 Boss of the Skills Trainer Gauntlet.

Venoan Don For utilizing intelligence to confuse enemy forces. (Completion of Set 2 Challenge 2)

Green King For claiming all for one's own in the blink of an eye. (Completion of Set 2 Challenge 4)

Parmetic Prior For punishing heretics near and far. (Completion of Set 2 Challenge 6)

Master Summoner In recognition of your rank as a master summoner. (Completion of Set 3 Challenge 6)

Tritonan Admiral For achieving victory without needless spilling of blood. (Completion of Set 3 Challenge 2)

Lord of the Forest For victory achieved before war could be declared. (Completion of Set 3 Challenge 4)

Battle Master For gaining ground on the great expanse. (Completion of Set 1 Challenge 5)

Beat Sampras at Wimbledon Career - Defeat Pete Sampras at Wimbledon