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Socialite Gold Play 50 multiplayer games

Kaibyaku Complete the Raid missions.

Lumberjack Destroy 1,000 trees
22/1000

Just Walk it Off Get electrocuted, acid-burned, and physically hurt all within a minute

Garage Barrage Upgrade the Auto Shop into its prime
1/33

Act 6 Cleaner Complete all Act 6 maps on Nightmare difficulty or higher.

Act 5 Ace Complete all Act 5 maps on No Hope difficulty.

The training was worth it Jump over the train.

DIY Master Unlock not everything, but really quite a lot of things in the Fabrication Station
2/131

Watch Out for Hop-ons! Drive several miles with a Bunny on your car

Nightmare Expert Beat the Nightmare challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

Ultimate Spy Beat "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death" on "Mein leben" difficulty

Platinum Trophy Unlock all trophies

Lagoon Red clear Complete all Red Lagoon maps (Any medal)

Super Soldier Beat "The Deeds of Captain Wilkins" on "Mein leben" difficulty

The Ecstacy of Gold Earn $15,000

Wherever I May Roam Complete a song in every venue

Infinite Introduction Activate an Exploit

Chain Reaction Destroy 20 enemies with a Matter Bomb

Squad Goals In Mooncrash, unlock all 5 playable characters.

Three-Body Problem In Mooncrash, GLOO 3 enemies with a single GLOO charge.

Turbulence Obtain a medal for every cell in Turbulence

Crash-test dummy Completely total a car in any mode

King Diamond Rock out as King Diamond

Glutton for Punishment Finish Game in Contagion Mode

Psychostatic Efficiency In Mooncrash, damage 3 enemies with a single Psychostatic Cutter projectile.

Mercenary Get at least 500 loyalty points for each team (excluding Van-Über team)

Stadium Red clear Complete all Red Stadium maps (Any medal)

The Shadows Rushed Me Unlock And Complete New York Minute Hardcore

Get Some Gear Unlock 10 items.

Quantum Leap In Mooncrash, complete all Story Objectives.

I’m Your Biggest Fan In Mooncrash, you read all of the second Starbender series and still no regrets.

You Belong Here Finish Game in Contagion Mode Without Dying

No One Left Behind In Mooncrash, escape the simulation with all five playable characters in a single run.

Heavy Boots Complete the game in Ironman Mode

Nightmare Complete the game on Nightmare Difficulty

Robert Trujillo Complete the career as the bassist

Contract Fulfilled In Mooncrash, complete all KASMA Orders.

Red Series clear Get a silver medal on every red track

All-Pro Warrior Beat "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe" on "Mein leben" difficulty

Cryptomancer In Mooncrash, finish the game with a surplus of 50,000 sim points or more.

I am Death Incarnate! Complete the game on Ultra Nightmare Difficulty

50 Kills Destroy 50 ships in Online Eliminator or Combat Events

Zen Master Practice meditation at the Buddha statue

Safe Cracker Open the Secretary-General's safe

Madame Undersecretary Complete the Archangel story

Keep Arjun in Check Play three chess moves against Arjun

Twenty-Something Get a multiplier of 20x on Freelancer difficulty

To explore strange new worlds Attain a Time Trial star rating of 75. [Pure Time Trials]

Mr. Anderson! Get infected by the IPA virus in your first encounter with it in Level05.
Oh wait, have you updated your anti-virus database? Good for you.