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Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

It's a Brave New World You turned the Butcher over to Burke

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Ask for a miracle Pay it forward.

Oxymoronic Kill 100 Demons using the Coldfire Aura Supernatural Power

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Good Samaritan Complete 8 Side Missions

Rockhound Find 100% of the Shards.

Tomb Raider Complete all main game Challenge Tombs

Shut Your Eyes Get 250 kills with the Essence of Wrath

Racketeer Got the maximum earn from one of your Rackets

No hope Hit your lowest point.

To let go Accept things as they are.

The Orbiter of Taste Collect 300 Precursor Orbs

Historian Find every audio diary

Protective Father Protective Father

Gnarly Wave Car surf on a Comet while it explodes

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Full Completion Find all 36 scrolls in the game

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hazardous Dukes Kill 25 Arch Dukes

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Mechani-Cool Unlock 10 Vehicle Parts via hijacking.
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Dark and quiet Complete the labyrinth without making a sound.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Thanksgiving Shoot a turkey with a Flare Round

Dominator Complete the game on "Inferno."

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Without a trace Respect the past.

Jill Valentine Complete the game with an S rank on "Inferno."

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.