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Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Collector Collect all chests and secrets