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Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The Good Saxon Complete the East Anglia Arc

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

inFamous Platinum Trophy Collect all other inFamous trophies.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Calling in a Favor Complete the Suthsexe Arc

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Take My Hand Complete the Cent Arc

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Ultimate Refinement Fully upgrade and enhance a piece of gear

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

First! Kill a Suicider with a grenade.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

Excommunication You eliminated High Overseer Campbell

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

King of the jungle Complete act 3.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

One is all I need Kill 5 Infected in a row with a single blow.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Not the Norse You're Looking For Successfully pass close to a guard in a distrust area by blending with a group of monks

Banoi Redemption Complete act 4.

Dreamcatcher Destroy 10 Curse Symbols (Base game only)

The Canyons Complete all levels in The Canyons