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These high prices are your fault! Have 100 GPUs in your inventory.

RedLynx to the Sword Beat all of the RedLynx times on Redlynx vs All-Stars

Exhumation Open the sealed door inside the Midsummer Abbey crypt

Stars in your eyes (maybe try squinting) Add loads of lighting to your office PC.

Midsummer Picnic Consume an Infection Sample, Infected Honeycomb, and Druids' Tonic within 10 seconds

Treat yourself - RAM Install 128GB of RAM in your office machine.

Destructor Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape. You have unique destruction skills, now your delicate workmanship with the handy scrapper will cause more damage to everything you touch with it.

Round 'n Round Fix the windmill.

Buzzkill Use an Explosive Lure on the Beekeeper’s Swarm

A step up the ladder Achieve Silver driver category

Treat yourself - CPU Install a Threadripper CPU in your office machine.

Sharpshooter It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult, but when each shot is worth the cost of a whole space station, it's a completely different story.

Shepherd It's really easy to herd cows in space: just pile them up in a heap and don't touch them until the rescuers come.

Note: Fortify For the safety, all the pillars in the museum have been reinforced.

Note: Burn'em all Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Recalling Our Past View 8 memories of the Midsummer monks
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Sim Practice Complete 10 laps in Practice mode with all driving assists turned off

The right choice Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one. It's amazing how you managed to identify it. The greatest minds will break their heads over solving this puzzle.

Wasted! Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension. Keep it up!

The Wanderer's Way Use the Probe Scanner to scan all of the Vintage Probes.

A Throne Fit For All Things Escape the Quarantine Zone by joining the Angel

Getting your feet wet Custom water cool your office PC.

Mr big business Get to level 24.

Undertaker Living coffins are no joke. Some may think that such a situation isn't a big deal, but in reality, a dead thing being alive makes it a zombie, a zombie is a bad thing, a bad thing is a problem, a problem is serious, serious equals an investigator and an investigator equals a life sentence. In the end, do you really want to go to prison?

Mind Over Matter Escape the Quarantine Zone by talking down the Angel

You rock at this! $100,000 in the bank.

Treat yourself - GPU Install a GTX 1080Ti in your office machine.

Driver The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZAZ but it's still nice to enjoy the ride with the wind... Or without it...

Is There Anything You Can't Do? Completed every Track Challenge in the first 8 Events

A menace to cows Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses, you can save humanity from dangerous diseases and the fertile soil from senseless pollution. You can also enjoy magnificent gore effects but that's not what matters.

Mumbo jumbo You can trust nobody! Nobody! Except us. As for why this achievement has such a name, we don't know. It's probably a bug, and it will change if you blink 20 times and jump 10 times.

Seaworthy Escape the Quarantine Zone with Jean Hamer

Our Island Gnome Find and destroy 15 Garden Gnomes on Midsummer Isle
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Endurance Drive for two hours in a session

Speed Demon Complete a lap at Spa in under 2:25

Vacuum cleaner The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space and time like a jet motorbike. So convenient!

To the Coast Journey to the coast.

Hasta La Vista, Baby. Get to the year 2029.

Toucher A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel. If you want to appear a strong and hard-working man in the eyes of others, you can rub your hands to get calluses that will brutally scratch other people's hands when you shake them.

Voyeur Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably. The dictionary didn't say anything about it under the word "voyeur".

Bandit Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it.

Persistent If you press any non-working button persistently, something will definitely happen. Maybe the button will break, or maybe even your finger.

Machine gunner Shooting a machine gun is easy. Hitting a target with it is harder. It's even harder to hit a target with the shuttle's plasma guns when the shuttle isn't designed for them.

Top 1% Achieve a session Consistency Rating of 99 (NB: very difficult to acquire)

Wow, you really like PCs Complete 500 jobs.

Owner Buy all of the company stock from Uncle Tim.

Mister Big Get to level 30.

Dodger When your life hangs in the balance, oxygen is left for one breath, the world is in danger, and death and suffering surround you — fly through all the rings!

Pollutionist "It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance?

Electronic If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably. But it's better not to try it.