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Beer Goggles Detect a fingerprint while highly inebriated

Too Old for This Retire

Pacifist Retire without KO’ing anybody

Not a Scratch Retire without getting KO’d

Nosy Parker 100% complete a citizen profile

Clean as a Whistle Put 100 junk items in the trash
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Satchel Hero Win a Quick Game as Satchel

CR-8 Hero Win a Quick Game as CR-8

It’s a windy day Drop the windvane on an enemy

Bragging Rights Catch a rare fish.

Cara loft Complete Buried ruins

Barbecue Complete The flesh pits

Top of Your Class Your prowess in your current class has reached unimaginable heights.

That Baby Does NOT Go There What are you doing with that baby?

Hello! Receive a wave from a carrybot!

Space Cadet Earn a three star performance in every game in Cosmic Corner

Lawmaker Sign at least 20 new laws in a single playthrough

Don't starve Have no hunger during whole duration of the Whiteout in New London

Cream of the Crop! Rumor has it that you are the best of the best. Rumor also has it that you need more janitors.

Lean Green Money-Makin’ Machine! skkr skrrrrrr.

THE BIG ONE I’m proud of you kiddo.

The Great Finish the entire Chronicles: Alexander the Great campaign.

Basileus Reach 100 Legitimacy in "Right to Rule".

Chokehold Complete "No Escape" without allowing more than half of the specified number of Cathaeans to escape.

Sing, Goddess, the Wrath of Alexander Defeat all 4 Cossaean Tribes in "Wrath".

Our Little Ponies Bring all 25 horses to the allied corral in "The Battle of Tucapel.

Warden of the Jungle Complete the Arariboia campaign.

Sucker Punch Use the Puffy Spark to stun an enemy, without using Miasma

Tidying Up Use the Puffy Spark to clean up a mess

Rush Hour Use the Spark Rush 500 times

Sticks and Stones Unlock all Mountain Sparks

Fully Synchronised Install all sync disks in a single game

Not the Answer Complete a murder case without violence

Caffiend Drink 100 coffees
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Kola King Drink 100 kolas
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Donut Duke Eat 100 donuts
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Lord of the Croque Eat 100 Croque Monsieurs
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Hero Discover at least 700 items

Pochette Hero Win a Quick Game as Pochette

Tote Hero Win a Quick Game as Tote

Beat Lakeview Cabin III Finish Lakeview Cabin III

Happy Family See the family portrait

Reunited Have The Baby pickup the teddy bear.

Sewers scream at me Defeat the sewer enemy. Open the sewer with the crowbar from the bathroom.

The Wheel: The Big Score Earn over 10000 points from a single slice

Weapons Drawn: Elementary At least one detective gets every case right, including Cold Cases

Oh yeah! Make a pilgrimmage to 3 Macho Man Statue

Stadium Unlock 8 arenas

Hot Shot Kill 25 Rabbits with Fire Hardened Arrows (single game).

Pal-less Palace Clear the 1st through the 200th floors of the Palace of the Dead solo.