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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).