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Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Apprentice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate fifty enemies.

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Queensbury Rules Reach combo level 40.