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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

A Spanner in the Works Complete Memory Sequence 1.

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract