Albric

A Spanner in the Works Complete Memory Sequence 1.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Deliverance Release friend

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold