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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.