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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Champion Win the Season Championship

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves