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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Deliverance Release friend

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
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Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Secured Passage to the Embassy Cleared the way to the Embassy and reopened the Daunt.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Attended the Embassy Survived the ambush at the Embassy and gained passage into the Forbidden West.

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Grenade pouch ++ Unlock demolition perk 3

Gun magazine + Unlock tactical perk 4

Never-Ending Rain Escape the police station.