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Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Echo Location Discover 75 Force Echoes

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred