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Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Shine King Open the door to the Temple of Euryale

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

Rock Their World Acquire the Head of Euryale

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Boss Batch 2 Kill the Barbarian King, Euryale, and Perseus

Swinger Cross the collapsing Grapple Bridge

Learning to Fly Acquire the Icarus Wings

Rock Hard Defeat the Titan Minotaur inside Atlas

Shaky Ground Acquire Atlas Quake

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Pick'n on the Little Guy Win the battle outside of the Palace of the Fates

Watcha Got on the Hot Plate? Solve the riddle of the Fire Phoenix Statue

Spread 'Em Open the wings of the Temple of the Fates

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf