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The cake is not a lie! Complete The Legend of the Fat Princess

The Lost Unicorn Reunited two best friends.

Look Ma, No Spats! Enter either underground section of Amazon and climb up the other side using only the pogo jump

Legendary Win a game vs. the CPU on legendary difficulty against a club of the same or higher star level

The price we pay for sanity... Remove a Quirk in the Sanitarium

Music Minded Remembered a forgotten tune.

Escaped Elder Escaped the Tournament Theater.

A Legendary Performance Win a game on Legendary after trailing at half time

Acted Alone In Verrückt, headshot 20 zombies in the courtyard from the second floor of the Asylum.

Quick Minded Proved your mind is still quick.

Still Strong Minded Proved your mind is still strong.

Teenaged Townspeople Discovered 3 portraits of younger townspeople.

Harmonious Husband Gave the perfect present to Neese.

Canyon Blue clear Complete all Blue Canyon maps (Any medal)

Papa Puzzler Defeated all the puzzles on The Floating Island.

Summer is Fleeting Listen to everything that John Frost has to say throughout the Main Campaign.

The Day the Music Died Kill Sergeant Orque

And our training begins... Upgrade a Combat skill

Cheney? Defeat a Bulldozer with a shotgun.

First Time Shopping Purchased content with World Dollars for the first time.

Cool Fish What a horrible night to have a sweet pair of sunglasses.

Booked Em Found all pages in Chapter 2.

Treasure Trolled Honored the bridges of the past.

My Time To Shine Use a Power Pick on a door choice, play Points Party and then be the only player to get the question wrong

Quadratic 0-fault Fusion Factory with the Quad Bike

And Today's Look Is...? [AVATAR] Edited your avatar.

Working Up An Appetite! 30 Ranked Matches already? Lemme go catch up to that! Dinner always tastes better after you've pummeled a bunch of chumps!

Rest in pieces Literally punch Satan so hard that he explodes

OMG You Sharded! Shatter or collect all shards in the game

Nice Form Achieve your match set objective as player at any point in your career

Time to Slam In Der Eisendrache, revive two players protected by the Ragnarok DG-4.

Outta Time Complete a Level with 0 seconds left on the clock.

Massive Signing Sign a player better than anyone else on your club during the transfer window

A Poisonous Snake! Watch out, Graham!

Dancing Dead Tickled the ivories of a bone xylophone.

I'm an Addict Drink 50 Potions

First Down Escape from Research Station Omega

Lucky for You Meet The Voice in your cell after defeating The Chain

Way of the Order Complete the first 3 towers of Quest mode

One of a Kind Equip a Unique item.

Crack-bang Gain a level in the Sharpshooter tree with your last kill being a Sniper.

The Grand Tour In Revelations, visit every unique location within 2 minutes.

Ray.README Complete "Ray.README"

Utterly experimental Complete Future Labs in arcade mode on any difficulty

A Royal Pain in the Rear Tummy troubles.

Forget Me Now Kill Satan with ???

She's an 11 Defeat The Burst

Hose Havoc Complete a level only using the Hose.

No retreat, no quarter... First party wipe

Les Croque Parabolique (Acrobaticus Sycamoria) Thanks to you all of the seed riders made it to the kite festival.