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Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Retribution Complete chapter 3

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Badges Collect all badges.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest