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Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8