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KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

It's a Brave New World You turned the Butcher over to Burke

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Racketeer Got the maximum earn from one of your Rackets

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates

Crossing the Thin Blue Line Complete the "Lockup" mission

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Little Late for That You helped Enzo escape

Seduced by the City 100% Complete CTNS: The Heist

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Steel Skull, Glass Jaw Complete the "Bring the Hammer Down" mission

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

The Connection to Cuba You chased down and killed Frank Pagani

Cosplay Curious Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Everyone Will Notice You tossed Derazio out his penthouse window

Never Saw it Coming Killed an enemy within 2 seconds of kicking open a door

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Shh, shh Performed 100 Stealth Takedowns on enemies

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.