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The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Moronic Drone Get a job

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related