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Old Game Master Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

Rag Doll Master Earn Gold on all challenges

Groove Assassin Beat the Impossible Bass Challenge

Buy a Real Instrument Already! Beat any Impossible Challenge on Expert

Serf Clear arcade mode.

Band Savior Was a savior 3 times during a single song

Level of Merit Complete all the career challenges

Club god Reach legendary status for your club

Keymaster Find all the keys scattered throughout the levels.

Clothes to the Edge Bought over $100,000 worth of items from the Rock Shop

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

CRASH COMMANDO Reach commando level 25.

Chip-tuned Increase your chip slots to the maximum capacity.
3/4

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Living legend Reach legendary status for your country

Perfecter Parry-er! Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 200 times.
136/200

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Bling Bling Get a gold medal on all maps in Time Trial mode.

Jonzo's lounge Score 2500 points and win 5 badges in a single Lounge Mode match

AN-I-MAL!!! Beat the Impossible Drum Challenge

Fill Me In Completed all fills at 60BPM or higher, or half of the fills at 140BPM or higher

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Apples And Trees Clear Urs's main scenario in the story mode

Challenge Savant Completed 25 Challenges on Expert

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Xipe Imoon Trophy Award for exemplary completion of an Imoon nebula. All levels of the nebula must be completed with a minimum score achieved on each to win this award.

The Bachman-Turner Award Maintained deployed Overdrive for 90 seconds.

Million Point Club Earned more than 1,000,000 points in a single song

Spending spree Buy 50 players in your career in Manager Mode

Trial Athlete I shall assimilate all and be all-powerful! Clear all Trial Mode challenges, and so can you!

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

75 Stars Earn a total of 75 stars in single-player

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Virtuoso Beat the Impossible Vocal Challenge

1-800-CAKE Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Iconoclast Oh my gosh, those Icons are so adorable! Don-chan and I gotta catch 'em all!

That's a lot of junk metal… Destroy 500 Vandelay security robots.
456/500

Cake or Death Win 100 online games

Beat-hit mania Land 500 beat-hit attacks on enemies.
232/500

Stage Igniters Beat the Impossible Band Challenge

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

Apprentice Play a player match on PlayStation®Network.

Entitled A Title does not tell all of a man, sir, but if I were to see one Title, I'd want them all...

Ghosts in the Machine Reach all 3 Forbidden Archives in a single loop without getting caught.

Tubular! Ride the face of the wave for at least 15 seconds on a raft.

You Have Gained A Level! Clear Marco's main scenario in the story mode.

A Smashing Good Time Kill 200 enemies with the Giant in online games