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Fae Flayer Defeat the Empress of Light, responsible for all those flashy lights and glitter.

All-Pro Warrior Beat "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe" on "Mein leben" difficulty

All For One Strength in numbers! Gather a team of four and defeat another in any Team Battle!

By My Hand Alone You made it to Wave 13 in Back Alley Brawl killing all combatants personally

Saboteur Destroy an enemy vehicle with the Welding Torch.

Daredevil In Bonfires, you performed all the special combination jumps in 1 round

Boots of the Hero Obtain the Terraspark Boots, forged from the finest boots of fire and ice.

Void Star You completed all Normal and Expert challenges with a 3-Stars rating

Toxic Beauty No more mocking! Clear Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using a continue with Poison.

For the Utopia! Assert leadership and clear Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using a continue with Rolento.

Just Desserts Defeat Queen Slime, giving the coup-de-grace to the sovereign of all that jiggles.

GLOBE TROTTER Play a complete game on every map online.

Giant Attack Reach the league's top and clear Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using continue with Hugo.

Hoarder Collect all the tokens in the single player career

The Final Countdown Unlock an Impossible Challenge

A dish best served cold Follow your anger by clearing Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using continue with Decapre.

Weak At The Knees Maintain a Goregasm for 2 minutes

The world is my stage Dance with everyone! Clear the Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using continue with Elena!

The Kwong Score a headed goal with the shortest created player

Brain Surgery 100 Brains sucked.

Challenge Novice Completed either 25 Challenges on Medium, 10 Challenges on Hard, or 5 Challenges on Expert

The Silenced Cartographer Render the Deep Space Satellite inoperable.

Along for the Ride Beat an instrument-specific challenge while playing another instrument

Old Game Alliance Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

DEMOLITION EXPERT Destroy 20 control panels.

An Eye For An Eye Defeat Deerclops, the chilly one-eyed monstrosity from a foreign land.

CRASH AND CONQUER Win 20 online games.

Unusual Survival Strategies Delay death from drowning by drinking water. It doesn't make much sense, but you did what you had to do.

Savior of the Spur Complete the campaign on Hard difficulty or higher.

Champion of Champions Beat the game in Story mode.

Troublemaker Win 10 online War games.

HACKER Upload 20 blocks of data.

ELITE COMMANDO Reach commando level 15.

Feast of Midas Obtain Golden Delight, the highest quality meal made from the highest quality... ingredients.

Only the Beginning... Complete the campaign on Mercenary difficulty.

Join the Team Beat all 28 developer best lap times in career

From C to Shining C You think you're good, don't you? Prove it by ranking up all characters to C Rank!

Full steam ahead Complete "Steampunk Party"

Half-baked puzzle Find the cake in "Test Chamber"

Overdrive Overdose Achieved an 8x Band Multiplier

The Awakening As if you could ever defeat Evil Ryu in Arcade Mode on the hardest difficulty. See for yourself!

Test Complete Complete "Test Chamber"

Need to vent Go through all the ventilation shafts in "Test Chamber"

Party Animal Start the party in "Steampunk Party"

Let off some steam Find and turn the hidden valves in "Steampunk Party"

Lord of the Strings Beat the Impossible Guitar Challenge

Challenge Master Completed either 25 Challenges on Hard, or 10 Challenges on Expert

Elite Hunter Beat all the Elite racers in the grudge matches

Birth of Oni To surpass the power of Oni, you must defeat him in Arcade Mode on the hardest setting.

World Tourer Played in every venue in the world