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Collateral Damage Find ballista secret

Bird Flu Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Hit Me Baby Execute a 200-hit combo

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Master of Arms Completely upgrade all weapons and magic

Master's Education Achieve Ultimate on a Taskmaster Challenge

Swinger Ring out an enemy with the Club

Heartless Rip out 10 Keres Wraith enemy hearts

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Heavy Hitter Execute a 1000-hit combo

Stoner Break out of stone status 5 times in a row

Old Softie Don't push away Calliope for one minute

No Matter What - Normal Complete the game on Normal

Maybe you should call a Doctor? Keep the Rage Meter Filled for 2+ Minutes

Fireproof Complete the Screw of Archimedes without getting hit by the Fire Traps

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

A Paneful Demise Defeat the Stained Glass Demon in the Hilltop Mausoleum.

Gimme That Back! Lose, then recover your weapon from an Imp.

Lubed up Complete the slide in the Statue of Apollo without dying

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Tag Teamed Hit 100 Enemies with the Oath Stone of Orkos

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Greatest Hits Execute a 1000-Hit Combo

Mostly Armless Kill something with your own arm.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

The Midas Trick Attempt to open the Golden Chest for 30 seconds

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Wolfsbane Defeat the Guardians of the Graveyard.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Make Her Scream Make a Titan scream for over a minute

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Burning Sensation Incinerate 500 enemies

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Unnecessary Roughness Use a Riot shield to beat down an enemy.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Getting Your Money's Worth Beat the game (Hard Mode)

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Treasure Hunter Collect all of the Godly Possessions

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus