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Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Make Her Scream Make a Titan scream for over a minute

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Burning Sensation Incinerate 500 enemies

Unnecessary Roughness Use a Riot shield to beat down an enemy.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Getting Your Money's Worth Beat the game (Hard Mode)

Treasure Hunter Collect all of the Godly Possessions

Impaired Drivers Defeat both Mecha Imps and their taunting Imp pilots.

The Cat Came Back Complete "The Maria" mission

Piece of Cake Beat the Challenge of the Gods

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

That's Just Mean! Smash a severed hand.

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Above and Beyond Collect all of the trophies

Dizzy Decimator Defeat 30 enemies with the sword spin attack.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Keep it Rolling Complete the Rolling Ball Puzzle in Mermalair.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

I got this Find all training manuals

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Zeus May Cry Finish the game (Hard Mode)

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission