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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5