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Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Blind Spot Performed first blindside link.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.