ASSCHABS

Iron Man Complete a Shard without taking damage

Endless Clear 30 Levels in Endless Mode

He Protecc Complete a run without losing an Informant or Ambassador

Pacifist Win a fight without playing an Attack card

Their recompense for living a life of love。 Unlock all trophies.

And so it begins。 Unlock Eternal Mode.

Rip and Tear。 Beat all bosses in Eternal Mode.

Feeling at home。 Interact with everything in Death's House.

Hmmm。 Shoot a big eyeball.

The simplest dance, to the greatest songs。 Find the music player.

The good fit。 Find all cosmetics.
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Syncing thoughts with music。 Find all tracks.
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Good eye! Find the Rifle earlier than usual.

Making every shot count。 Kill every enemy on the balloons.

The Greatest of Throws。 Light a bonfire from a great distance.

The Kara Hassan Style。 Unlock diving.

There Ought to Be Clowns Defended a clown who didn't need help.

Two to Tango Complete your first couples therapy session.

Shot in the Dark Misidentify a malcontent.

Hard bastard Complete the game on hard

Tough Hombre Complete the game on very hard

Wilder Bastard Complete all the challenges

Some Random Bastard Complete the procedural campaign

Tie it All Together Congrats, you’ve officially run out of game.

Play it safe Play the Jab card 28 times in one battle.

Vladimir's Second Choice As a North Germanic Asatruan, convert yourself and all of Russia to Islam.

Miklagarðaríki As an Asatru, hold the kingdom of Thessalonika with a title other than Byzantium.

The Very Best Finish any track in the Hastiluder Trait

Master of Vaporum Obtain all the trophies.

Speedrunner Beat the game within 90 minutes.

Man Up Beat the game on the highest difficulty level.

Ninja Take no more than 3000 damage in a single playthrough on Hard or Brutal difficulty.

Propagation Discover artifacts (40).

Sticky Situation Free the curious kitty from its sweet snare.

Like Shooting Fish in a Barrell Catch 25 fish with the Angler.

The End Of Everything Finish the game

Undead, meet The Undead Meet the Undead

Voodoo Daughter Meet Twen

Sand Blasted Kill an enemy with Pocket Sand

The Defender Win a run using the Counter deck

The Fighter Win a run using the Aggressive deck

The Slasher Win a run using the Slasher deck

The Wrestler Win a run using the Grappler deck

Certified Therapist Unlock all trophies

Slow Learner Avoided using later cognitive distortions.

Vive la France Learned all you could about the French Revolution.

Carry On My Wayward Son Rescue a discontented child.

Gimme That Old Time Religion Help a client find a new path.

Mortal Temptations Take a chance on love.

Bachanalia Showed deep interest in musical theory.