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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

More practice Complete the aiming training

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

The Path Before Us Complete chapter 7

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Our Home Complete chapter 8

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

In the Shadow of Ramparts Complete chapter 9

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Alchemist Craft 100 ammunitions

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

The Way of Roses Complete chapter 10

Alive Complete chapter 11

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.