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Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off