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I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

Leader of the Pack Take down the Vârcolac Alfa in the story.

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Instrument of Flight Slipped through the net and lived to fight another day.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Expert Reach Level 25

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

When You Gotta Go... Open the door to every outhouse in the village in a single playthrough.

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

The Canyons Complete all levels in The Canyons

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Alduin's Wall Complete "Alduin's Wall"

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Squawk Shot Shoot down five flying crows in the story.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

Wanted Escape from jail

Hero of the People Complete 50 Misc Objectives

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Elder Knowledge Complete "Elder Knowledge"

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.